Lillian Stone is a Midwest-born satirist, performer, Boston Terrier wrangler and corn connoisseur. She was recently named one of Paste Magazine’s 15 Best Humorists Writing Today, with work appearing in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, the Chicago Reader, Splitsider, Reductress, Points in Case and Weekly Humorist. Follow her on Twitter at @originalspinstr if you want. No pressure, though. Did we mention she’s from the Midwest?