Robert Tiemstra is an eccentric hermit living somewhere behind the Hollywood Sign. From his upbringing in Oakland to his so called adulthood in Los Angeles, his natural habitat is behind a keyboard smashing words together. When not scribbling jokes together for LapCat!, he is employed as an in-house podcast writer for The Parcast Network. Short films he made can occasionally be found orbiting the LA Film Festival Circuit, where he has won a handful of obscure awards for his directing. There are above average things in his future.